poem: diet of worms
benny boy coming late
to the party &
later still to
the infallible truth
that latex
is best. were the lines
down between B-Boy
and his boss, was there
dissension in the conference
room, coffee boiling over
while the papal pabulum turns
to shoe goo, scuffling the toes?
wonder with me, lucid sisters and brothers,
just what jetpack landed in
the papal port-a-potty
for such wisdom
to light? Ma & Pa,
y'all continue on,
rockin' the rhythms of
your nights, your hanks
still been panked
by Papal B, he spent many
long lonely latex-free
nights in front
of the papal bulls,
shovels at the ready,
and with the spiffy
avalanche comes
a sweet Benny nod
to the boys in
the streets, moral
paragons beyond
the grace of
ma & pa in they
nuptial beds,
so happy
the least have
been beatified
for one and all, for
all the little missies,
the rocket scientists,
and the remaining
Neanderthals down
Vatican way.
to the party &
later still to
the infallible truth
that latex
is best. were the lines
down between B-Boy
and his boss, was there
dissension in the conference
room, coffee boiling over
while the papal pabulum turns
to shoe goo, scuffling the toes?
wonder with me, lucid sisters and brothers,
just what jetpack landed in
the papal port-a-potty
for such wisdom
to light? Ma & Pa,
y'all continue on,
rockin' the rhythms of
your nights, your hanks
still been panked
by Papal B, he spent many
long lonely latex-free
nights in front
of the papal bulls,
shovels at the ready,
and with the spiffy
avalanche comes
a sweet Benny nod
to the boys in
the streets, moral
paragons beyond
the grace of
ma & pa in they
nuptial beds,
so happy
the least have
been beatified
for one and all, for
all the little missies,
the rocket scientists,
and the remaining
Neanderthals down
Vatican way.
Labels: spoils of war
10 Comments:
You'd better stock up on indulgences after writing this one, bro. I can feel the hell fires that guard the sanctity of papal infallibility just waiting to singe your poet's pen (and other parts as well). I came up with a title for a poem today. I was thinking of it in other lights, but it might also work for something along these lines. "When Boy Toys Run Amok"
Peace out, bro.
"And the goblins will get you if you don't watch out!"
Teresa:
Heading for the catacombs as we speak . . .
Can't wait to see the poem that goes with the title.
I think you nailed this one, every last thesis.
Anno: I felt bad picking on the boys in the streets, but how is it that they come in for Benny's twisted dispensation, while the rest of his flock - not to mention them girls at the curbs - get thrown (again) under the bus?
After the Berlin fall in '89, I thought, the next totalitarian system that must fall is the Papacy. Long time to come . . .
What a bunch of bull is some of the Catlick stuff.
San: You were ever able to nail it all down with a crushing blow. "Catlick": I likes it. (Clicks Like button.)
buwahahaha
personal blogs are blanket blocked at the factory these days unless I ask for one to be unblocked. Maybe I will just leave this one alone for awhile. Oh my. I didn't have to do much pondering to catch the nuances here.
Straight from the mouth of papes, Dee. All the news what's fit to print, and then some.
First suspected clumsy condom use: 1000 BCE. Condom use definitely common: mid-1400's. Catholic Church catches on to condoms: 2010. Not a minute too soon. I wonder if Galileo used condoms?
Happy holiday, by the way.
Always count on you putting it all in perspective, Richard. Very good to hear from you, and glad to see that the Church is only 3000 years behind. I guess male prostitutes are a recent development as well.
I suppose heliocentrism was not the real Galilean crime; it was them damn condoms.
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